The Blonde One speaks...
Well here it is. Welcome to my humble website! It?s Pip?s fault, I swear. She said I should have a ?sister site? to the Patch. The
Shinra Dandelion Patch,
that is. So with the help of some books, some webmistresses, and some siblings, I learned to HTML!
Since most of the FF7 crew is enslaved elsewhere, it was slim pickings at the employment office. (gestures behind her where a brunette in pink weeds a garden in a heavenly beam of light and a fiery cat waves his tail lazily) So I got Aerith and Nanaki. It?s not so bad, really. I mean, I like cats *sneeze* and Aerith and I have a lot in common. We both are pretty (^_^), nice, out to save the world, and haven?t gotten any...ever... (sniffles and looks at her feet, then turns and throws herself at Rufus, sobbing)
Rufus: Ehhh...heh...umm...
Bree: Rufus *sniffle* What are you doing here?
Rufus: (still has a blonde creature clinging to him) Well, I figured that since Tini doesn?t update much, she wouldn?t miss me. Plus, you have a more ample supply of Prozac (c).
Oh....and this followed me here. *eye roll* Could you give him something to do so he?ll leave me alone?
Bree: Uhh...okay...you can work the...(mutters to herself)...nothing too important...(to Tiger) How about you work the link page? If you do a good job, I?ll mail you a sign.
Nanaki: Bree, are you going to give us jobs? You kind of hired us first...
Bree: Umm...you can work fanfics. You?re responsible. And Aerith, you manage the Oompa Loompas(c), Grunka Lunkas(c), and Prozac(c).
Tiger: (starts off to the Links page, but is picked up at the door by Spike and carried, squealing, back to where Bree is clutching Rufus. Spike is followed by Silent Bob and Jay)
Silent Bob: (raises his hand in greeting)
Bree: SILENT BOB!!! (releases Rufus and throws herself at Silent Bob)
Jay: Okay. Where the #$@% are we? Why the #$@%in? hell are we here? Damn, I was about to get laid too...(notices Aerith and sidles over to where she stands) So....if we had, like, five minutes left to live-
Aerith: (pulls out her staff and beats Jay unconscious) Don?t talk to me, creep.
Spike: Hey Bree, can I eat this one? (shakes Tiger)
Tiger: (screams like a little girl)
Bree: (hugging Silent Bob) No. Chip, remember? Plus, he?s running the links page.
Spike: Oh bloody ?ell. You never let me have any fun! (drops Tiger who scrambles off to links)
Tini: (magically appears by magical webmistress teleporting magic) There you are! (stomps over to Rufus and grabs his ear) You?re coming back to Updates.
Rufus: Ow...owwowowowoww! (disappears with Tini)
Silent Bob: (glances at his watch, grabs Jay?s hair, waves to Bree, and drags Jay off the site)
Bree: *sigh* Will you stay, Spike?
Spike: Got blood?
Bree: Ewww! No! I?m a vegetarian!
Spike: *eye roll* I didn?t say you had to drink it. Well, I?m gone. *leaves*
Bree: (watches Nanaki and Aerith wander off to their respected places) Guess I?m all alone...Well, might as well explain some things...Spike is a hot vampire from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Silent Bob and Jay are a pair of prophets from Dogma. As for this site? It probably won?t amount to much. If you want me to post something, send it to me. Things will probably be slow coming, I?m kind of not too swift. =) Well, I love you all. Welcome to my Butterfly Sanctuary! Enjoy!